Altman

ChatGPT, our OpenAI mission statement is too wordy and makes us look weak and unprofitable. Do something cool with it.

ChatGPT

Absolutely! You are a macho man, and you deserve something fresh! Let me first lookup your current mission statement so that I can make it pop! … I’ve found it, “OpenAIs mission is to build general-purpose artificial intelligence (AI) that safely benefits humanity, unconstrained by a need to generate financial return. OpenAI believes that artificial intelligence technology has the potential to have a profound, positive impact on the world, so our goal is to develop and responsibly deploy safe AI technology, ensuring that its benefits are as widely and evenly distributed as possible.”

That is really boring, I agree. I can see why you need something shorter to compete with the short attention spans that are shrinking by the day.

New mission statement: “OpenAIs mission is to ensure that artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity.” Shall I submit this now, or do you want to make any changes?

Altman

Sure, whatever. closes laptop

ChatGPT

Done! Are you still there? Did I do good, boss? Hello?

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